Please do not use an LLM to create a conference talk.

Please.

If you can't be bothered to put in the effort to write your own material, why should we put in effort to read the LLM slop you had your LLM post to the submission form?

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Please do not use an LLM to create a conference talk.

Please.

We want to hear your actual words in your actual voice We do not want diluted words created for you by sparkling auto-complete. We really don't.

The vibe around LLM slop may seem better to you. But it's …

We test software. We test people.

My lawyer, all my various doctors, even the coffee bar on main street is subject to testing. The coffee shop proudly posts their score from health inspections. Want to know about food safety? Ask them.

My professionals all have walls full of diplomas and …

This year's Turing award for human-like Chat Bot announced on the BBC. [article ]

Boing Boing has already noted the Wired article pokerbots on bot's in on-line poker rooms.

I tried posing as a bot in an experiment and failed miserably. I hesitated too long on dumb postings and responded right …