As a hypothetical, I was asked about doing Oracle Analytic functions in Python.

[Sidebar: Politics. The question came from a DBA in a C# shop. That's why it's just hypothetical. Politically, they could never make use of this information. In C# world, Functional Programming is often scary and evil. It …

Here's the situation.

A vendor sent us three separate files which need to be merged. 70,000+ records each. They're CSV files, so column position doesn't much matter. The column name (in row 1) is what matters.

I looked at three solutions. Two of which are merely OK. The third …